“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home for?”Husband answers, “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”This one is compliments of PepereOn their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven.When St. Peter arrived, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.” and he left.The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together. "Yeah, Kate did too and we did it together as well," she said."You posed naked with Kate, your friend?" I asked."Mmm, first time I've ever touched a girl like that," she said.My mind was spinning now, did she mean she had sex with her girlfriend while this guy took pictures. It was all too much for my cock and I need to put it in to her and now. It was a fast and hard fuck lasting all of 2 minutes. After that I fell asleep with images in my mind of my pretty naked wife in the arms of some unknown naked female.I took a lot more pictures while we were away and a few were of her topless on the beach and around the pool. She didn't seem to mind going topless around people or having her picture taken. Did I mind that my new wife had a history before me, well part of me, that primitive part that got angry when guys looked at her, that part of me said yes. But I knew she hadn't lived in a cocoon until I came along and of course I'd had a few moments myself.In a quieter moment I wondered if.
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